Faith
in strength training
The Church of the Bicep –
a strong community.
The Church of the Bicep is a strong community – united by weight training and by faith. Our swole sisters and brothers have dedicated themselves to the path of hypertrophy and will usher the earth into the Kingdom of Gains. For Gains are the highest good.
Revere the Church of the Bicep and steel your body! Do penance in the heavenly weight room! Swole brothers and sisters, chastise your bodies, be steadfast, and respect your fellow in the holy Gym; and Jesus Liftus will lead you on the path to triplicity. For rest is silver, but training is gold.
The Church of the Bicep –
a strong community.
The Church of the Bicep is a strong community – united by weight training and by faith. Our swole sisters and brothers have dedicated themselves to the path of hypertrophy and will usher the earth into the Kingdom of Gains. For Gains are the highest good.
Revere the Church of the Bicep and steel your body! Do penance in the heavenly weight room! Swole brothers and sisters, chastise your bodies, be steadfast, and respect your fellow in the holy Gym; and Jesus Liftus will lead you on the path to triplicity. For rest is silver, but training is gold.
The
confession
Such be your profession of faith as you oberserve the sacred sets:
Liftus spoke and said,
“Our Bicep, Who art in sleeve, with weights be Thou trained; Thy curl come, Thy flex be done, on the bench as on the butterfly machine.
ARMEN.“
The
confession
Such be your profession of faith as you oberserve the sacred sets:
Liftus spoke and said,
“Our Bicep, Who art in sleeve, with weights be Thou trained; Thy curl come, Thy flex be done, on the bench as on the butterfly machine.
ARMEN.“
Faith
in strength
training
The Church of the Bicep –
a strong community.
The Church of the Bicep is a strong community – united by weight training and by faith. Our swole sisters and brothers have dedicated themselves to the path of hypertrophy and will usher the earth into the Kingdom of Gains. For Gains are the highest good.
Revere the Church of the Bicep and steel your body! Do penance in the heavenly weight room! Swole brothers and sisters, chastise your bodies, be steadfast, and respect your fellow in the holy Gym; and Jesus Liftus will lead you on the path to triplicity. For rest is silver, but training is gold.
The
confession
Such be your profession of faith as you oberserve the sacred sets:
Liftus spoke and said,
“Our Bicep, Who art in sleeve, with weights be Thou trained; Thy curl come, Thy flex be done, on the bench as on the butterfly machine.
ARMEN.”
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